Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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