I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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