Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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