Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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