I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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