We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
