it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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