i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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