Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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