Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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