im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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