I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
