Only a mothe r could love this liver
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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