Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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