What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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