you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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