He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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