Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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