This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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