If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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