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Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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