O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I love you. Go after that dick
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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