There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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