Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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