You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You are a booty call, not a friend.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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