Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
