i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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