the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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