Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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