She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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