Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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