who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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