Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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