oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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