C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize