Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
