:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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