Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Found your dick twin last night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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