I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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