I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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