I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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