when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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