did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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