I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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