i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Everything about him screamed your future.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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