Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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