You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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