so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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