What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just found a bag of teeth...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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