I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
