I skipped work to stalk him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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