that's an acceptable place to lick
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Green mimosas i think yes
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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