Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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