puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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