I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
